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You should definitely lie about that resume gap, comrade. Make it something plausible and hard to check and/or get a friend to act as your reference verifier.
I don't know what to say though. When I went back to this job I put health issues, which is true I've been dealing with a lot of mental health stuff. But idk what to say that won't get me caught up in it.
"During those years, I was suffering from a debilitating chronic illness that left me nearly bedridden and unable to work.
Luckily, all those years honed and sharpened my pure love for generating shareholder returns! This is a rare opportunity for you as an employer to harvest my fresh unbridled enthusiasm as I dive back into the workforce!"