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[โ€“] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 70 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guarantee you they told him to take baby aspirin (81 mg) and his big beautiful brain decided baby wasnt good enough so he went for full strength (325 mg)

[โ€“] decaptcha@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My doctors, they said my labs came back and said they were the highest any if them had ever seen, they said they called all their doctor friends to tell them all about me, they said "you're not gonna believe his numbers," frankly.

Narrator: He was talking about his INR, and the phone call was the lab tech performing the critical value callback.