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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've ate the Chipotle cup of chicken last night. Not bad, shared some w my pitbulls.

I had the fresh meat nuggets from chik fila two days ago. Not bad, not great.

I don't order this, but if my wife is bringing home slop from those stores....this is all ill tolerate.

99% of food is tastier, cheaper and more nutritious home cooked. That's not new.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 1 day ago

This reminds me of the "Big Gulp" 64oz of soda for 0.99 days - basically when sugar was replaced with HFCS and the price of soda syrup fell through the floor.

We've been automating factory production of chicken and pork for a while now, gotta sell it somewhere.