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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My grandmother ate Wendys daily, as her only meal of the day, for 20+ years, she lived to 99. She's unusual (and she also controlled her calorie intake so she didn't become overweight.)

Your mileage will most likely vary, that stuff isn't healthy. Oh, by the way, her mother chewed tobacco to age 96 and lived to 98 - also not typical.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But were they healthy all the way or were they struggling? And do you remember what food she ordered at Wendy's? I'm not planning to copy her, but I am curious.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago

My brother lived with our grandmother, and I think they were mostly lazy - didn't like to cook / shop for groceries. Neither one of them really got health problems from that, though my brother did gain a bit of weight.

Great grandmother (reportedly, never met her in person) was mean spirited and feisty to the end.