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Lol at the doublespeak of the paragraphs. He's called paranoid about the CIA in first paragraph and then the CIA is involved in his kidnapping the secind (hexbear.net)
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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

lol, CNN is stealing Chief Wiggum's best bit

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I was thinking more along the lines of

"Well, Mr Malloy... it seems the cat burglar has been caught . . . by the very person . . . who was trying to catch him!"

"How ironic."

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I said the law is powerless to HELP you!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: