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The bald eagle, the icon of the USA, is being hunted towards extinction by, as you might have guessed, US Americans. Which is ironic because the USA is also being destroyed by, as everyone knows, US Americans.
Bald eagles are fleeing towards Canada, so Americans who want to avoid their own destruction should probably do the same.
The moving of the bald eagle to Canada isn't disrupting it's local wild life and balance but I think this will be different when there will be an influx of uneducated self centered hillbillies.
Mmmmm, smells like you're full of shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_eagle
At best your shit is 20 years old. Since you're stuck back in the early aughts, maybe you should warn people bout the dangers of the coming decades?
What are you talking about? Bald eagle populations are thriving and they've been removed from the endangered species list. Are there still shitsheads? Always will be.
... it's illegal to touch a bald eagle, let alone hunt one. Their populations are thriving in the US. What are you even talking about?
I saw a documentary about illegal hunting the bald eagle which drastically hurt the population in the US
Ah! I see it. That's, umm, old news. The population has made significant gains since hunting was banned in the 60s. That, plus the banning of DDT, brought the 417 nesting pairs in 1963 to >71,000 pairs today.
Like I said, "illegal" poaching.
71,000 mating pairs isn't exactly an L, dude.
I think you misjudge who will be migrating to Canada. certainly it's the cute gay couple and not the methed-up cousin fucker.
You underestimate the level of "Fuck you got mine" in most cousin fuckers
I think you overestimate the amount of cousin fucker passports.
That's a very good point
Ironically, lots of Bald Eagles in Canada around Lake Erie. Must the the healthcare.
Yeah but it might include a gay couple that are cousins and on meth. They make those in Alabama and Indiana
There are plenty of bald eagles around me, I see one about once a month. It's crazy to see one on the side of the road, tearing hunks of meat off a dead squirrel or possum, as the buzzards look on forlornly, hoping there will be some left over when he's done.
Eagles are an impressive bird, with those talons and that beak. I wouldn't want to tangle with one.
Yeah.. but don't sleep on the buzzards. They have the most acidic stomach acid of any critter and they can projectile vomit as a weapons system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S_8TjQcpMo
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