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Oh whoops so sorry Elon actually you can't come anyway
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
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Musk talks like he was concocted in a lab to be the most annoying human to ever live. Is he trying to sound cool? "I want to hit the wild party scene and let loose." This man is 12 years old.
Elon can't even be the richest man on the planet successfully. What a useless turd of a human you have to be to fuck that up to the point that the other billionaires dodge you.
There is something satisfying knowing that the richest man on the planet is such a stereotypical fucking loser and he knows it somewhere deeply within himself. The richest guy around wastes his time by getting into pointless online arguments like the rest of us peasants. Except he also does it the most, his sleep is fucked up because he argues with people online so much. That heatmap of his twitter activity is crazy.
If I was a billionaire I wouldn't even have a phone. I'd consider getting a jester to explain online discourse to me once in a while, but mainly I'd just be outside diving or skiing or whatever - I'm a billionaire so I am a piece of shit, which is why I'm not doing cool stuff like smuggling money to people in need.
aspects of reality stop us from losing ourselves too deep in the rage algo. you can't really stay up all night rage tweeting if you have to go to work. so the urge gets the better of all of us but most of us are saved from the worst of it.
musk has no such material obligation to maintain his body so he can stay up all night rage tweeting, and there's a delicious, palpable irony that he himself is partially responsible for the incessant urge to engage that he feels
Incredibly poetic, honestly. There's a premise for a great horror story
We are two wild and crazy guys and we want to hit the party scene! What is happening tonight my man? Let's do some swining, yes!
Anyway the guy talks like the annoying kids in class - Complete with "oh chess is too simple for me". Pure McDermott energy. He's what happens when a redditor gets rich
He literally does think chess is too simple and recommends playing Polytopia instead (a very simple Civilization type game intended for children)
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