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Oh whoops so sorry Elon actually you can't come anyway
The only person on the planet bummed because he ISN'T on the list.
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It's very funny to me that even other rich pedos can't stand Musk lmao
Musk talks like he was concocted in a lab to be the most annoying human to ever live. Is he trying to sound cool? "I want to hit the wild party scene and let loose." This man is 12 years old.
Elon can't even be the richest man on the planet successfully. What a useless turd of a human you have to be to fuck that up to the point that the other billionaires dodge you.
There is something satisfying knowing that the richest man on the planet is such a stereotypical fucking loser and he knows it somewhere deeply within himself. The richest guy around wastes his time by getting into pointless online arguments like the rest of us peasants. Except he also does it the most, his sleep is fucked up because he argues with people online so much. That heatmap of his twitter activity is crazy.
If I was a billionaire I wouldn't even have a phone. I'd consider getting a jester to explain online discourse to me once in a while, but mainly I'd just be outside diving or skiing or whatever - I'm a billionaire so I am a piece of shit, which is why I'm not doing cool stuff like smuggling money to people in need.
The richest guy around wastes his time by getting into pointless online arguments like the rest of us peasants. Except he also does it the most, his sleep is fucked up because he argues with people online so much. That heatmap of his twitter activity is crazy.
aspects of reality stop us from losing ourselves too deep in the rage algo. you can't really stay up all night rage tweeting if you have to go to work. so the urge gets the better of all of us but most of us are saved from the worst of it.
musk has no such material obligation to maintain his body so he can stay up all night rage tweeting, and there's a delicious, palpable irony that he himself is partially responsible for the incessant urge to engage that he feels
musk has no such material obligation to maintain his body so he can stay up all night rage tweeting, and there's a delicious, palpable irony that he himself is partially responsible for the incessant urge to engage that he feels
Incredibly poetic, honestly. There's a premise for a great horror story
We are two wild and crazy guys and we want to hit the party scene! What is happening tonight my man? Let's do some swining, yes!
Anyway the guy talks like the annoying kids in class - Complete with "oh chess is too simple for me". Pure McDermott energy. He's what happens when a redditor gets rich
He literally does think chess is too simple and recommends playing Polytopia instead (a very simple Civilization type game intended for children)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
You're not my supervisor
When he says "Talulah might be uncomfortable with the ratio" is he implying ratio of women to men or ratio of adults to children?
"Your honor, this evidence clearly shows my client is too much of an annoying ass nerd to ever go to these elite pedophile parties. As such I move to dismiss all charges."
Edit: apparently this one is fake, but the OP is real
> Be me
> Le Elon Musk
> tired of fapping
> Wanna go Epsteinerinos islando to le molest some qtπs
> write chad
"YO Epstein IT'S FINNA BE EPIC AMIRITE??"
> le Epstein is all like
"Y U NO understand you can't talk so loud about the ladieees. No me gusta"
> be me
> le Elon Musk
> forever alone
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@CARCOSA@hexbear.net make this a tagline or I'll out you as the zodiac killer 
I second this. You're tooting your own horn, but it's not without merit.
Somebody has to toot it and my lover is out of town
Okay, you're safe. For now... But I won't vouch for where you were on any grassy knolls in the 60's.
I tip.my hat good gentlesir!
Le you le win le le le in- le -ter- le -net le for le le le day le good le sir!
Le like le a le boss!
There is only ONE redeeming quality of Elon Musk.
Because his personality is literally all the negative stereotypes of millennials put into one gen X quirk chungus, he might be the key in finally making chan culture lame.
Never stop calling channers “redditors”, the key to beating them is to just call them “reddit” or just flat out embrace normiedom.
When they talk about all the esoteric hyperborea shit they sound like terminally online larpers, just being normal and forcing them to explain themselves is comedy gold.
4chan? The 9gag spinoff?
Is that some sort of Digg?
Pretty sure you mean 8chan, or Tumblr, right? Pinterest?
(fyi this one is fake, but very funny. the ones in the OP are real though)
Ah shit, ive been had. Thanks for pointing that out!
It's so GD close to his actual behavior it passes as real.
girls FTW!
I'm sorry Lenin, just this once...
Girls
Made sure not to say women I see you dawg
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Noted family man Elon Musk evidently tried to make Pedo Island trip scheduling an annual Christmas tradition.
"I've cleared my calendar" buddy you had no plans because your family hates you
Surprised Pikachu all the way down.
Reddit ass fedora wearing neckbeard freak.
some joke about mean girls but mean pedos and elon trying to hang with them
Solid SNL skit tbh. Could be dragged out for a good 8 minutes and then brought back for ever diminishing returns