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Oh whoops so sorry Elon actually you can't come anyway
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
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> Be me
> Le Elon Musk
> tired of fapping
> Wanna go Epsteinerinos islando to le molest some qtπs
> write chad "YO Epstein IT'S FINNA BE EPIC AMIRITE??"
> le Epstein is all like
"Y U NO understand you can't talk so loud about the ladieees. No me gusta"
> be me
> le Elon Musk
> forever alone FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@CARCOSA@hexbear.net make this a tagline or I'll out you as the zodiac killer
I second this. You're tooting your own horn, but it's not without merit.
Somebody has to toot it and my lover is out of town
Okay, you're safe. For now... But I won't vouch for where you were on any grassy knolls in the 60's.
I tip.my hat good gentlesir!
Le you le win le le le in- le -ter- le -net le for le le le day le good le sir!
Le like le a le boss!