192
Oh whoops so sorry Elon actually you can't come anyway
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
192 points (99.5% liked)
Chapotraphouse
14256 readers
711 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Edit: apparently this one is fake, but the OP is real
> Be me
> Le Elon Musk
> tired of fapping
> Wanna go Epsteinerinos islando to le molest some qtπs
> write chad "YO Epstein IT'S FINNA BE EPIC AMIRITE??"
> le Epstein is all like
"Y U NO understand you can't talk so loud about the ladieees. No me gusta"
> be me
> le Elon Musk
> forever alone FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@CARCOSA@hexbear.net make this a tagline or I'll out you as the zodiac killer
I second this. You're tooting your own horn, but it's not without merit.
Somebody has to toot it and my lover is out of town
Okay, you're safe. For now... But I won't vouch for where you were on any grassy knolls in the 60's.
I tip.my hat good gentlesir!
Le you le win le le le in- le -ter- le -net le for le le le day le good le sir!
Le like le a le boss!
There is only ONE redeeming quality of Elon Musk.
Because his personality is literally all the negative stereotypes of millennials put into one gen X quirk chungus, he might be the key in finally making chan culture lame.
Never stop calling channers “redditors”, the key to beating them is to just call them “reddit” or just flat out embrace normiedom.
When they talk about all the esoteric hyperborea shit they sound like terminally online larpers, just being normal and forcing them to explain themselves is comedy gold.
4chan? The 9gag spinoff?
Is that some sort of Digg?
Pretty sure you mean 8chan, or Tumblr, right? Pinterest?
(fyi this one is fake, but very funny. the ones in the OP are real though)
Ah shit, ive been had. Thanks for pointing that out!
It's so GD close to his actual behavior it passes as real.
I'm sorry Lenin, just this once...
Made sure not to say women I see you dawg