Flinch

how long until they start drafting people?

we are so unbelievably cooked

it's hitting $5.50 where I am, diesel is also around $6.50. I've never seen it that high, good thing I don't have a car

israel sends sperm soldiers out into the field in pairs, and when the first one busts, his partner picks up the probe and keeps extracting

for sure! here's two rows of cards; the ones on the top are proxies, and the ones on the bottom are legit cards

the proxies have a very slight blur on the text if you look very closely, but sleeved up in a deck they're indistinguishable.

here's a bit of a closer look at the pridemate:

I also like to change the backs of the cards to ensure everyone (including myself) knows they're fake, so that I don't accidentally trade them and scam someone

Makeplayingcards (makeplayingcards.com) is one of the better proxying sites, they're very consistent and not very expensive. you can use a website like MPC Autofill (mpcfill.com) to create an xml file of the cards you want printed, then take that to MPC for the printing. Mpcfill also lets you pick individual card arts for every card, or upload your own if you want, it's very convenient. I also recently started playing again, and proxying everything with cards that actually feel like magic cards has been a game changer. if I had to print everything out on printer paper and use those I imagine it would be much less fun.

e: for some reason the direct links weren't working so I just added them on their own