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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Like a neon racer, speeding down the street
I needs a fuckin' spliff, I'd better be discreet
Skinnin' up on [redacted] bridge, am I out of my mind
I looks in the mirror, the police are behind
Got a pocket full of pills and a glove box full of Mary-jane
I know, I'll lose em in the bus lane
Taxi in the way, I'll never get past
Them fuckin copper cars are well fuckin fast
I've only got a shitty Vauxhall nova
I'll never give up, I'll never pull over
Avoiding eye contact, i weaves in and out
Nearly caused a pile up at the fuckin roundabout
Blue lights are flashing, here we fuckin go
I'm smoking up a spliff and my car stinks of blow
Then he sped past me and drove away
So i drove round slow for the rest of the day
got notified that the people I've done a few rounds of interviews with are now checking my references 
might potentially be the first member of Gen Z to get a full-time job wish me luck chat
So depressed that the wife is forced to carry me and is feeding me small "bite-sized" triangles of Little Caesers pizza. Which I disagree are bite-sized because my mouth isn't traingle-shaped and she said if I argued with her any more about it she'd drop me.
Posting from the floor right now like the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack cover art with Maria.
coober-netties
Cootie-netties yuk containerisation is poopy
it is may 27 and stalin saved the world from fascism
diffie-hellman mayonnaise exchange
Smh, been waiting for the bus for an hour, two busses just not showing up. I see the busses going the other direction though, so I know this route is still running today
Instead of saying "I woke up on the wrong side of the bed" I'm now going to say "I just woke up in a FUCKING steamin' mood, yeah?"
got contacted by some zionist group who wanted my opinion on israel today
them:
It's great that you're open to discussing this topic. Israel is a vital ally to the US, sharing democratic values and national security interests. How do you see Israel as one of America's strongest allies?
me:
incorrect Israel is a genocidal apartheid state that is dragged us into a war with Iran Lebanon and multiple other countries for no reason whatsoever the Israeli government needs to be dismantled like the Nazi German government at the end of world war II and Palestine must be returned to a single state that is multi-ethnic multi-religious and Democratic death to Israel and death to all zionists
(i used voice to text so some of those words are wrong but i think i got my point across)
Zionists love to present themselves in abstract manners (THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN MIDDLE EAST) to attempt to obstruct their colonial and genocidal intent. Honestly its pathetic since zionist leaders have openly state they just want to steal land, turn cities into rubble, and do endless war just to keep doing genocide.

I know this is AI slop but Donkey Kong Country 64 works pretty good as a 1940's lounge album. Something out of Post Modern Jukebox. They should do some gaming mixes.
There's also the 60's lounge treasure that is (not AI) No One Lives Forever. I wish they were still making. Wiki #JazzFlute

i love louie zong's mario italo disco album
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=KBYvH3myqyg https://youtu.be/KBYvH3myqyg
i put both invidious and regular youtube in case people use libredirect to get vids to open on an external program like freetube
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Adderall comedown is hitting me like a truck today. I feel awful. And yes I did eat, twice.
I'm on a two day streak of writing lyrics/music every day. Lets see how far I can take it? The chorus I wrote today is actually kinda good and I'm trying to only use diatonic chords for a change.
morrowind update: rats are kicking my ass
tried getting skyrim mods to run but i can't fucking get the basic thing i need (racemenu; it's for hair colors and other shit since i just wanna make my characters)
so yea. i will try to manage. may john orange do some silly shit in the lands of morrow the wind
edit: found enchanted weaponry (axe from inside stump near lighthouse. can't miss it! also the flying guy's sword). j orange tried to go to sleep since it's one of his favorite things to do, but a weirdo assassin man tried to kill
so he ended up casting jumpscare spell and bashed the assassin in the head with an axe.

better armor acquired. also something smells rotten and it's not the multiple wild rats and large crabs that were killed in self defense
dark brotherhood assassins were added in the tribunal expansion and kind of break balance for a new character, since the intent is that the player adds the expansion on an existing, relatively mature save. so they'll annoyingly just keep spawning when you sleep until you start the first steps of the Tribunal expansion quest line. in the meantime, they are a source of high value armor so you can get rich at low level.
j orange has the scary ability that inflicts fear on all humanoid-type attackers so this would actually be a good level grind method too. didn't think much other than "get as much agility and stealth as possible and a healing spell" and it seemed to do the job. really had a hard time with the rat quest from the fighters guild
idk if you can join multiple guilds so i can be the jack of all trades. also need to change my character's name, i made up "john orange" after i freed the slaves
thank you

"I am very cognitive!"
Move to Wisconsin
so beyond ready for Isn'trael to become Wasn'trael
how do you find a lawyer to ask questions like "hey my partner's job is fucking her out of her position in a way i think is highly illegal but we live in a country that crushes workers to death to fuel itself so basically I'm wondering 1) is there a path to legal recourse and 2) would it be worth pursuing relative to cost/difficulty" because I really do not know how to shop around for professional services like that and basically the first two I looked at I can either do a length intake form which mentions at the bottom that their general consulting fee is $600 (I assume that means if they take the case?? because 600 just for a consultation would be absurd???) or call and I'm a weirdo who has extreme difficulty mustering up the ability to call people for conversations and the other I actually went through their intake bullshit and then it was like "ok cool give us $5 to talk" like great it was just a scam hahahahahhahahaa (and now that puts into my mind a similar situation of me doing the intake form for the first place and then haha woops they want money or some bullshit)
idk the best way to find free legal consults but when it comes to wrongful termination definitely check w your local department of labor as they may have resources or referrals for this (although ymmv)
a good suggestion
state's bar association might have info, they have some interest in connecting clients to attorneys.
lol so my partner found out this other woman on her team who she hates because she sucks at her job is somehow allowed to work from a "remote office location" 2 days a week because it's more convenient for her, despite this return to office bullshit (for jobs that were, again, never in an office) so it's like why the fuck can't she just go to a store location and use their computer or whatever, why can't she just keep doing her fucking job from home
First No Manβs Sky expedition. Is it better to do it on a new save or my main? Iβm seeing conflicting advice
I've always liked to do it on a new save, that way if I get frustrated and need to relax a bit I can switch to my regular game.
Is there anything Iβd be missing if I did it in a new save? I saw some say that thereβs stuff you can bring back to your save when youβre finished but maybe not worth it?
The expeditions are very well-planned by the devs. You'll get all the resources and tech you need to complete it without having to rely on an existing save. If you find yourself running into a challenge you just can't get past, it's probably because there's a better approach to the challenge. I've never felt that any expedition has been unfairly challenging even when starting from scratch.
All the unlockable rewards and tech carry over into all existing and future saves, it's all linked to your player account. You can collect them at the Anomaly where you get the other unlockables paid in quicksilver. You are guaranteed to not miss a single thing.
They're also extremely generous with the time limit. No expedition will ever require weeks of normal-person-schedule playtime that they allot. If you're comfortable with the basic game mechanics already then most expeditions are 3-4 casual evening affairs at most, or maybe one or two marathon evening session. The devs really understand that players have lives and responsibilities outside of gaming.
reading this article about a black and decker multicooker with a risotto stirrer and it's like fuck you pal I didn't google a risotto stirring multicooker just because I'm lazy, I googled it because I like risotto but stirring it all the time hurts my fuckin' shoulder
making myself play guitar when I start tapping my foot repetatively feels like the equivalent of "if you're leaning you're cleaning!!" except i'm doing it for myself π harnessing the raw power of stim.
My brother's fond of saying "if you're bored, clean". Not even big deep cleans, just little things like dusting a bookshelf. It all adds up.
Terrific! Taylor Lorenz just taught me how a lot of these AI safety orgs are taking billions from open ai and Anthropic!
Idk why Iβm surprised, but it feels extra disheartening to learn that the average person is bound to dogpile on you for pointing something like this out. How are we in this spot, all the answers are right in front of us and most require simply asking questions about who funds who
Weird, went looking for hiking spots where you can camp overnight and going into the (to my understanding) government website that has all these listed in my country drops the VPN on my android phone. Tried to browse the website three times, the VPN dropped every time.
Wish I was even a little techie because seems sus, why does it do that? How can it do that? What is it that does that?
Last night I dreamt that I was eating fast food with a native American and I started every sentence with a land acknowledgement just to be annoying. What the fuck was that. I've never even met a native American what's going on in my brain
