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[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

Someone once asked me how much Beijing pays me. It pissed me off because I would love that.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes, Chinese spies target only the most high-value intelligence asset in the West: Lemmy.world

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Best part is I was commenting on .ml and he attacked me for being a Chinese spy for pointing out to someone else that Orwell is a racist rapist freak who's books are kind of shitty. Nothing to do with China or anything it was kind of wild.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Libs when you disagree with them: smuglord

Libs when you disagree with them and you also happen to have have foreign characters from bAd CoUnTrY in your username: i-am-adolf-hitler

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago

Libs really are the personification of that drawing of Hitler taking off his mask to reveal Hitler.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A lot of westerners are taught to worship Orwell's works more like religious dogma than works of fiction, he is the Holy Prophet of the anticommunist "religion" in the west, you basically committed an act of heresy.

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

Certainly an interesting prophet given his easily accessible and incredibly terrible history.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You joke but I am leaning more and more into believing it is actually an op but actually a CIA one.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sicsadworld@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

ahhhhh snap 🤣

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Xi fucking owes me going on six years now of back pay. I stg I WILL take this up with HR.

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

I was gonna make the same joke but with Hmong lol

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Loving the Hitler infighting where you call the other fascists foreign untermenschen who need to be deported for doing fascism wrong

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone wants to tolerate that happening here in the West is no longer welcome to live in the West

To quote Trevor Noah: yes because the coloreds are so used to it

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fucking dying at the idea that China would do covert operations with an agent using hanzi in their username.

If the CCP wanted they could have an agent disclose as much in an introduction and be met with open arms and asked to do an AMA here. We had contact with a memer from the PRK and I asked if they watched One Piece (they didn't - rare PRK L)

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking dying at the idea that China would do covert operations with an agent using hanzi in their username.

Actually a super cunning reverse psychology strategy to allow me to push the all important Chinese line of George Orwell being a hack and a bastard.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love how much the libs are losing it

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

Always an entertaining sight

[–] Emmi@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

christ that attack on you was so unprovoked too lol

Sorry you have to deal with so many racist shitlibs all the time :/

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for the sentiment but honestly most of the time it's quite entertaining seeing them meltdown and while it does still happen on Lemmy it's far better than the likes of Reddit which housed such hives of scum and villainy like r/china r/kanagawawave and r/runtojapan to name a few.

[–] Emmi@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it’s far better than the likes of Reddit

Haha it can't even be considered a comparison, Reddit is just that awful.

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

Getting banned for pushing back against the racist nonsense tsunami was a blessing to be sure

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago

Man I wish I was a Chinese spy. I bet they get great benefits.

[–] LittleFellaNamedBoof@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

can you reccomend me to the boss i been trying to get a job there for years

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can put in a word however I've only recently been promoted from bot to spy

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

No just the sense of pride for advancing the socialist cause through internet shitposting leading to crakkker meltdowns.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats, hook a cousin up w a gig if you can?

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 weeks ago

I'll put in a word but I've only recently been promoted from bot to spy so no guarantees

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 24 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if the Turkish people watching Erdogan come into power felt like I feel watching neolib du jour come into power.

[–] sicsadworld@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

why would you be loyal to a nation that pulls down its pants for the billionare. Whorshiping idols... sign me up chynah, I can't stand these anti train got no brains. uh chynah so mean booohoooo... get your houses in order plebs

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What, you think they'd call an in person meeting to promote you?

Not very secretive

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What, you think they’d call an in person meeting to promote you?

If I had to guess probably slurs

Edit: Whoops read that wrong

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lmao I think you and Cowbee got that Imperious_Melange person to delete their whole account.

[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know I think I'd remember their name if that was true

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think I can link dms

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

Great work comrade. You know you're doing it right when the most awful racist westerners hate you.

"Judge me not by my friends, but by my enemies"

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

The liberal secret trap card always seems to be accusing communists of being CPC, to which my favorite response is to call it undue flattery.

[–] Valarie@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

How do I get my paycheckfrom China, I have had some issues with finding the signup forum