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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Apes, not monkeys. No tail.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, even though it has a monkey kind of shape.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If is doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey!

If it doesn't have a tail, it's an ape!

Edit: Larry and Bob are clearly Apes. They have no tails

[–] hector@lemmy.today 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Some people are born with tails.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

That doesn't put them into the monkey evolutionary line, though.