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A hospital in Toulouse, southwest France, confirmed Sunday they had treated a man who was admitted with a shell lodged in his rectum -- after calling a bomb disposal team.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think that if you show up at the hospital with a shell vanished up your rear, probably one way or another they're gonna figure out that there's a shell up there.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

But what if you use the cli?

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