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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What if the athlete gets a boner while in the air?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ohhh fuckkk yes, aerodynamics

nut

Oh yes turbulent flow oh god