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I had a first edition bible signed by everyone except Paul, that asshole. Flipped it for a cool $50 in a garage sale though.
After seeing a compilation video of Philomena Cunk telling stories or her mate Paul now every time I see that name in my mind I read "my mate Paul" with her voice.
I'd have paid at least $55 for Ringos signature alone.
Ringo 4:15
He who is the second best drummer in the Beatles still makes a shit load of money.
But you hung on to Methuselah's rookie card, right?
I had the foil Lazarus from the Bethany Trio, but couldn't ever find a Mary or Martha to complete the set. 🤷🏼♂️
Once, I thought I pulled Jesus Blessing His Descilples at Bethany, but when I looked again it was just the disciples. 🤷♂️
I mean, if I were one of the only twelve white dudes in the Jerusalem area at the time, I'd probably hang out with the other ones as often as possible. Maybe even a prostitute, who knows? It had to've been wild.