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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

next they will "identify" the "leader of lgbtq+"

[–] WhiteRice@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who assumed the crown after Freddy?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Alan Cumming makes all kinds of sense.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't know anyone had been crowded since Prince died.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Umm, prince was pretty famously hetero.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But was he cis though? Anyway I once heard him referred to as a purple love gnome, so that's where he sits in my brain.

You can't say that word! Elon will ban you!

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As are much of gay royalty, such as most of the disco divas!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, I guess the only reason he was "famously hetero" was because he gave of some fabulous vibes.