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The Trump-Epstein Files

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 145 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

"yes, Trump did suck my dick. Only once, and it wasn't great, but it did happen. I am ashamed but am willing to state the actual facts above all."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 97 points 2 weeks ago

"He had my penis in his mouth but did not inhale."

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

I try to remember that "unless we know everything we dont know everything"

I AM NOT DEFENDING BILL BUT as much as I believe Puff Daddy got away with a bunch of shit he definitely did that was illegal so much of what came out was just raging narcissism, hedonism, drug use and homosexuality. Most of their case was based on morality. They might have enough on Bill to "Ruin" him publicly but he draws a line at the pedophile tag. He might have loved doing coke and fucking ladyboys, he had a thing for African bisexual threeways who knows.

Id plead guilty and go to jail over a lot of things before I'd wear a pedophile conviction in the court of public opinion.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope he brings the polaroids for that retro 90s porn sheen of "the incident."

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

part of me wants to see it, but the other part of me doesnt want to see trump looking up at the camera all cock drunk with a huge presidential sized dick in his throat. fuckin blowin snot bubbles, all cross eyed and shit. orange makeup just congealed with cum and sweat, dripping down his chins. wearing a fucking jester hat or something.

shutters yick.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

there's no way trump gives such an enthusiastic blowjob

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

“People want to feel important.”

“You have to appeal to people’s fantasies.”

“I play to people’s fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can get very excited by those who do"

“People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest.”

“You have to give people something they want.”

“I want the other side to feel good about the deal.”

  • Donald J Trump, The Art of The Deal.
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

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Sounds like you've been thinking a lot..

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

My brain went on strike after I started reading this comment.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The dick isn't big, but Trump's tiny hands make it look like that

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Legends say it's shaped like a saxophone.

[–] Oak_Kitten@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a dilemma. I want to upvote this comment but it’s at 69 upvotes right now and I don’t have the heart to ruin it.