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Functionally illiterate moron insists he's "Too smart to read."
Functionally illiterate moron, sex trafficker and rapist insists he's "Too smart to read."
What does it say about the society that he is so much better off than me?
He was born rich and wealth taxes don’t effectively exist.
Good catch.
Is there any proof that he can read?
21% of the U.S. is illiterate, with 54% topping out at a 6th grade reading level. Meaning 75% of the U.S. reads at a middle school level, at best... So this clown trying to convince people he's in the 25% of folks able to read above a 6th grade level is legitimately hilarious!
And this grifting fuck knows that, because that 75% is exactly who he is trying to tap into by appealing to their ignorance.
Keep in mind that these people vote for reality show actors - we are screwed.
21% of the US adults or are children included in that? I'd love to see where you're getting these stats too.
That's just for adults, for children the data ranks the States against one another rather than giving an average illiteracy percentage like with adults. Here's a top tier link on the topic: https://www.thinkimpact.com/literacy-statistics
Original source: https://www.oecd.org/en/publications/do-adults-have-the-skills-they-need-to-thrive-in-a-changing-world_b263dc5d-en/full-report.html
Another review of the source material for good measure: https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/research/literacy-statistics
Interesting how the percentage increases near cities.
It's all just blue. Terrible color choice to demonstrate any sort of regional differences. It looks like the USA is covered in denim.
MIddle school level is a very generous on the current generation in grade school. MATH is equally as bad english, 9-10th grade level at best as a hs graduate. alot of the problems with english and math in k-12 it is never enforced to learn, they expect you to know those skills at those level some how when you reach particular grade.
I don't use algebra, calculus etc. in my daily life, but I sure speak and read English every single day regardless of what I am doing.
Not sure why you'd expect everyone to know high level math when we don't use it.
Algebra is far from high-level math.
I was listing types of math I was forced to learn that I never really use
You should really try using algebra, it's quite handy.
It's quite handy... When you have a need for it. Which I do not in my daily life.
I'm not an anti-math Luddite or something. I just don't often have a need to solve for an unknown term in a math problem in my life in the day to day.
Just because my life doesn't require it every day doesn't mean I wouldn't know when to use it.
You never budget for a grocery store trip? You never walk into a store with $10 and think about how many cokes or whatever you can buy?
Just because someone’s not handing you an algebra worksheet, doesn’t mean you aren’t doing algebra.
Price comparisons while grocery shopping would be a basic everyday use.
I've seen this stat floated a thousand times, from the same single source.
I've yet to have anyone lay out what 8th grade reading level statement 54% of the population can't understand.
It’s worth noting that the editorial standards set for most news outlets are at the 6th grade reading level.
Any higher and news outlets start to severely limit their potential audience.
Checking out readability formulas, like the Flesch‑Kincaid grade level formula, should help to clear things up a bit. But in general, a 6th grade reading level is where concrete language, moderate sentence length, and single step reasoning all align. Adding abstract vocab, multiple embedded clauses, or deep cultural references push text above a 6th grade level.