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[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What is the evolutionary advantage of my butthole being able to taste spicy....?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You could probably light a smoke like a car cigarette lighter.

Wait. Taste?

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It doesn't get the garlic, onion, capsicum, sugar, vinegar... Just the spicy. Pretty annoying

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right. Got it now. Spicy punches all the others out of the way.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is also why I like to eat ass, what a conundrum.

You should order that for breakfast tomorrow.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Any sensitive skin will taste the spicy. The spices even speed up your digestion because you're intestines taste them. It's not that curries make people shit themselves, it's that people aren't used to the spice and fiber (lentils) to their body works to get it out faster.

A spicier version of lick, sip, suck.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

it's one long poison detector from lips to bum

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe it's a 'don't eat that' reminder for anyone that didn't get the message the first time

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Taste whether it's a fart or a shart iirc

Edit: as with most biology, this function is never 100%