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Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. (www.theatlantic.com)
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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Unless you pay me one trillion hundred dollars I won't let it come back", Trump later announced.