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Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. (www.theatlantic.com)

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Unless you pay me one trillion hundred dollars I won't let it come back", Trump later announced.

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was very confused when I saw the Atlantic link at first

[–] macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

The Atlantic had a humor section. Indeed, very confusing.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Please, we all know that great Ra carries it on his boat through the Sea of Reeds and must battle Apep to be able to raise the sun in the heavens the next morning.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Pure motherfucking magic, right?