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"Counting or not counting gang violence" might be the single best line of the century (hexbear.net)
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Its like it was written, you can't make this shit up

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[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's so much shit happening the last few years that make me believe in a sapient God creator of the universe. And that God is a fucking hack

  • Immigration police kill "Good" and "Pretty" people
  • An italian man with the last name "Mangione" (Glutton) kills a "healthcare CEO"
  • proven-wrong-1 proven-wrong-2
  • A man with mild dementia living in a gilded tower becomes "ruler of the free world", he is then replaced with a man with medium dementia who believed in the machine so much he never got paid well enough to live in a gilded tower AND HE gets replaced with the first man who now has severe dementia
  • The richest man in the world has the last name "Musk". He's filthy rich.
[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 54 points 1 day ago

Peter Thiel is an anagram for The Reptile. There's another billionaire named "Israel Englander". The writers doN't GAF no more

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

The demiurge rules over us all

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Simulationists have been eating good the past couple of years