this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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Life comes at you fast
Bullets too, it turns out
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He died the way he lived: trying to prove that school shootings are not only unavoidable, but are in fact a good thing.
There's so much shit happening the last few years that make me believe in a sapient God creator of the universe. And that God is a fucking hack
- Immigration police kill "Good" and "Pretty" people
- An italian man with the last name "Mangione" (Glutton) kills a "healthcare CEO"
- A man with mild dementia living in a gilded tower becomes "ruler of the free world", he is then replaced with a man with medium dementia who believed in the machine so much he never got paid well enough to live in a gilded tower AND HE gets replaced with the first man who now has severe dementia
- The richest man in the world has the last name "Musk". He's filthy rich.
Peter Thiel is an anagram for The Reptile. There's another billionaire named "Israel Englander". The writers doN't GAF no more
Simulationists have been eating good the past couple of years
The demiurge rules over us all
Leaving aside his neck doing that thing for no reason, I have no idea what his plan was with this. The question was in context of trans mass shooters, which aren't a big segment of either option. What was he even trying to say?
He was setting up for the funniest punchline of all time
It fucking landed. I still laugh thinking about it
great!
a mic drop, if you will
Literal banger
a legendary tight five (seconds)
He was trying to deflect to racism when someone called out that his idea that trans people are a danger on the basis of "too many" shooters being trans is ridiculous.
He was about to get owned in the marketplace of ideas. He regularly "lost" debates to college students at these events, and these sort of non-sequiters were a tactic he used to throw off opponents when they were making a good point.
I just assume he wanted to drop the dogwhistle for the hogs and for the bait, analyzing it from the lense of a formal debate will lead you nowhere.
I suppose he was going to make some sort of argument like "Most mass shootings are done by black people, but we don't count them we just call them gang violence" but instead he got Proven Wrong
He was too used to it being something they could edit before going out so it would either not make the cut or changed enough to make him still come out on top.
That and he had absolutely no convictions other than getting talking points out
Another one of Kirk's retrospective bangers:
I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights
Died for what he believed in lmao
Say what you will about Charlie Kirk, but he was definitely a man of principles
"I live my life everyday as a capitalist, Chenk!"
When I saw that footage the day it happened I instantly knew that bozo was dead. You don't bleed out that much and come back from it. 
I hadn't seen it at first but every time someone said "it's not confirmed he's dead" the reply was some variation of "Did you see the video? He's dead"
Your body doesn't jerk like that without severe trauma
Only way he would've lived through that hit would've been if he had been shot in the medbay of the USS Enterprise
That and what are the survival odds when jugular is pierced outside of an OR/ER?
Real bad!
Motherfucker turned into a FOUNTAIN
I've seen death from gunshot, I knew immediately too. The way his body moved was a spinal cord reaction to the brain being shut off or disconnected.
It would be a good sample to loop over a video of the many examples of cops and feds doing violence. The biggest gangs in the country.
Famous last words.
whoever wrote that season of life deserves a raise
So how many of y'all believe the detonation theory?
the theory that his neck got detonated by his blood pressure?
more like insert cheesy LEAD
haha gottem
Lmao
The what?
There's a conspiracy theory growing that Charlie Kirk was actually killed by using a shaped detonation charge in his microphone in the shirt collar (a la Israeli pager) and the gun guy was set up.
"Charlie Kirk was 31, Israel's oldest victim yet"
There's one guy that did a fairly convincing recreation with a squib, but idk if I believe that. There were some other guys that did analysis of the time between cracks, and found it didn't match the shooter being where the shooter officially was.
I think the biggest thing is the timeline of rifle disassembly and reassembly doesn't line up at all, especially considering the disassembled rifle wouldn't be able to fit in the backpack that was in the video. There was some gun guy that bought the exact rifle, and the exact backpack, and the official story clearly doesn't line up there.
But ultimately I don't think it's a huge deal what really happened. It's created a decent amount of conflict among conservatives, what with Candace Ownes, most people don't care anymore, he probably did actually die, and exposing Kirk as alive probably wouldn't change much tbh.