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"Counting or not counting gang violence" might be the single best line of the century (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 day ago by Moss@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Its like it was written, you can't make this shit up

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 73 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He was setting up for the funniest punchline of all time

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It fucking landed. I still laugh thinking about it

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

Literal banger

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

a mic drop, if you will

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

a legendary tight five (seconds)