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One needn't go so far afield. Just be a dick.
Dicks are soft and squishy. Even when it's harden, it's vulnerable to pain.
Source: my weak spot
Ehh my dick isn't sensitive at all. Too much abuse in my teens... and 20s... and 30s
That much abuse would make it raw, and thus painful - unless you used lubrication, in which case you didn't abuse it.
Nah, it's a real thing, often called death grip syndrome. You can definitely lose sensitivity if you masturbate too frequently over a long period of time.
I wouldn't know as circumcision at birth has meant I never had much sensitivity. It takes a lot of stimulation to get me off - and honestly it's almost always more mental stimulation than physical. It's not entirely unusual that I don't "finish" if I'm not so mentally into it, or just plain run out of energy. I guess I'm glad I can last a long time for my partner's benefit, but it can be frustrating. My spouse gets the emotional reinforcement when I do finish quickly, however, since it indicates just how excited I am.
And vaginas aren't?
For science (and alcohol), I had a dude kick me in the nuts. I have not tested vagina kicking on a willing participant yet, so I don't really have any data.
I did karate for over a decade, and in training bouts, kumite, its co-ed.
Sex doesn't matter, skill does.
You get matched up against anyone roughly about as skilled as you are, or as your rank indicates you should be.
The women I fought and trained with would tell me that being... something like knee'd in the groin, taking a strong front kick to lower abdomen, or getting punched of kicked pretty hard in the breast...
Yeah, it hurts more than a lot of other places you can take a blow.
Makes sense, there tend to be a higher concentrstion of nerve endings either at the surface of the skin, or not too deep under.
Same concept with like, a blow to the inside of the armpit.
It doesn't seem to be anywhere near as bad as a guy getting kneed in the groin and just actually getting his balls crushed, but it isn't nothing.
Also:
Generally speaking, groin hits are extremely discouraged, but accidents happen from time to time, followed by a hell of a lot of sensei screaming at whoever was responsible for it.