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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The rotisserie chicken is in fact often a loss leader for grocery stores.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, though most of them use the chickens that are close to their sell-by date, so not a lot of loss,.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

Also, below weight QC for raw chicken roasters