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New rule for filesystem developers (feditown.com)
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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[–] circuitfarmer 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

2026: "My LLM is female and conscious."

2016: "My body pillow is female and prefers to be called Waifuchan"

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Any 2036 predictions? Or just nuclear winter?

[–] mech@feddit.org 20 points 17 hours ago

"Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son."

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 5 points 19 hours ago

Same energy.