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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

we should be focused on the problems we have here.

Such as restoring earths beauty. There is ZERO reason why something absurd like 40% of America is just......parking lots. Or abandoned warehouses. Or abandoned malls.

This may surprise most people, but, this country is naturally beautiful! And it can be again!

We just gotta kick this bad habit we've had for 200+ years of forced slavery, and profit chasing.

Oh, and also, no more pedophile presidents.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why single out presidents, though? I mean, you had me at "no more pedophile"s 😅🤌🏼

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good point. Although, I'm unclear why you ended it with the anal fisting emoji...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

That's if it were facing the other direction, fyi. 😝

🎵The More You Knowww🎶

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

something absurd like 40% of America is just…parking lots

I think you might have a fever? Or dreamed that up.