I can’t get over these guys and how they are like if Riverdance was openly supporting the IRA but we live in hell world so shittier and worse than that but basically that

oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think you're underrating how funny their cosmology is. The CCP is harvesting their organs that are superior due to qigong, Heaven is racially segregated so mixed race kids can't get in, etc.

I haven't seen the IRA say anything about breathing in a specific pattern to cure my cancer.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Heaven is racially segregated so mixed race kids can't get in, etc.

Aliens exist and are spiritual entities that invade earth through the bodies of humans born through miscegenation with the intent of destroying the human race. At least that's what I remembered reading the last time I was researching them

I might be getting them and the scientologists confused though, but I'm fairly positive I'm not because the Falun danfa cult is hella racist towards mixed-raced people.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

the aliens are also stealing our souls through modern medicine