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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I imagine you have to be very diplomatic when married to an narcissist toddler in an adult body.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine straight facing it when he shits himself in front of you.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

How you know she doesn’t like changing her wittle baby twumpy wumpy?