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Trump DOJ to Investigate Itself Over Epstein Files Release (newrepublic.com)

submitted 6 hours ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 33 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"We investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing" in 3... 2... 1...

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 6 points 55 minutes ago

We investigated ourselves and found that the Dow is over 50,000.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago

More likely they'll say all wrongdoings were from the Biden era