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Jon could have said...
"Why didn't they immediately attack the US? Oh, that's right. We'd nuke them. Nuke them hard. Nuke them bad. Nuke them fast. Nuke them—" Jon realizes the his producer stage right has been manically gesturing a knife across the throat. Oops. They audience is thinking. In fact not only is there no laughter - the mood is like milk that's gone instantly and horribly sour. "Oh. You know what? That's really serious and kinda a big downer. I got a really good fart joke for you. So this guy..."
You should be a writer! Put a hexbear in the writer room! I nominate you.
I think my stay in the room would last a just a few days before I was rushed to the hospital and they discovered I "accidentally" ingested a near fatal dose of rat poison.
You'd just get treated like Wyatt Cenac