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Trump administration has still not settled on reasons for going to war with Iran (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) by supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Folks, CALM DOWN, this is still in the workshopping phase ok? First we bomb them, then we workshop WHY we bombed them, do you not understand the plan!?

Democrats, predictably, were apoplectic. “There was no imminent threat to the United States of America by the Iranians,” said Mark Warner, the top Democrat on the Senate intelligence committee, who had received classified briefings from Rubio. “There was a threat to Israel. If we equate a threat to Israel as the equivalent of an imminent threat to the United States, then we are in uncharted territory.”

Meanwhile somewhere below decks on the Titanic 11:45 PM (ship's time) on April 14, 1912

Well, if we were to equate the threat of icebergs to an imminent threat to our ship, then we would be in uncharted territory! - a well dressed crew member with an officer's hat calmly explains to a passenger.

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[–] saimen@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hypothetical Conclusion

Even under an "America First" doctrine, bombing Iran would likely be considered only if:

There is undeniable evidence of an imminent, severe threat to the U.S. or its core interests.
All other options (diplomacy, sanctions, covert action) have been exhausted or are deemed ineffective.
The potential benefits outweigh the risks of retaliation, regional chaos, and long-term damage to U.S. interests.

Final Thought: "America First" does not mean acting recklessly—it means prioritizing U.S. security, prosperity, and sovereignty. Military force is a tool, not a strategy, and its use must be calculated to avoid unintended consequences that could ultimately harm America’s standing and safety.

Would you like to explore historical examples (e.g., Iraq, Libya) or alternative strategies for addressing Iran’s actions?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

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