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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He can't. The strict command and control structure between POTUS and launch keys will break down, just as it did with 3 or 4 events during the Cold War.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Also they have been replacing "dissenters" with loyalists.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago

"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

My thoughts too

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 22 hours ago

Someone just nuke his ass first.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

Everyone's got their kink.