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Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leaders (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hegseth's father was a basketball coach for high schools across Minnesota before retiring in 2019; his mother is an executive business coach who has taught with the Minnesota Excellence in Public Service (MEPS) Series, a fellowship and leadership program for Republican and center-right women.

She'd probably say "You've always been a disappointment to this family. You should've gone to war with Iran last year."

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Boromir would have invaded Iran and Iraq”

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Boromir would have called it a war