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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

You can go on you tube and search for "mini excavators" or "mini skid steers" if you want to see machinery lawn ornaments. Now, there are plenty of people that own mini excavators that really use them for making a living. But theirs either say Kubota or Bobcat on the side and cost a LOT more than the $2500 these guys paid for the one they just drive around their little suburban acreage.