this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
598 points (98.2% liked)

Not The Onion

20769 readers
1683 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Why not buy a Range Rover...because they never get stuck sitting in the service bay of the dealership 80% of the time you own them.

Why buy a shit burrito when you can buy a shit sandwich?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

How many have you owned? Lol