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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The only vehicle I would even chance driving after being fully submerged would be a 90s Hylux. Beyond that, nah, water damage is usually a death sentence for anything without protected electronics like an actual boat.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Likewise the only vehicle I would drive after being hit by a wrecking balls would be a 90s hylux