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Cybertruck Self-Destructs in Shallow Water… Leaving Questions About the Promised “Boat Mode” (fuelarc.com)

submitted 1 day ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

Per the Cybertruck warranty:

"This New Vehicle Limited Warranty does not cover any vehicle damage or malfunction directly or indirectly caused by, due to, or resulting from...

... The environment or an act of God, including, but not limited to, exposure to sunlight, airborne chemicals, tree sap, animal or insect droppings, ... water, contamination, lightning and other environmental conditions"

So, if you get all bricked up in the car wash, you're now the proud owner of a $100,000 rust brick.