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EXCLUSIVE Lizzie Cundy: ‘My new vagina’s so tight it squeaks when I walk’ (closeronline.co.uk)

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[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't know who the fuck is jason cundy either. And I told you, I don't give a fuck. Stop shoving useless knowledge to my brain :)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Useless knowledge: a black hole can technically exist inside a super-massive star.

The gravity of the black hole pulls in hydrogen, the force of the hydrogen fusion and Hawking radiation pressure from the black hole try to push the hydrogen/star stuff out.

For awhile at least, with enough supply of hydrogen (that likely doesn't exist in a large concentrated enough supply), it can hold itself in balance as the biggest star you've never seen.

Note: take this with a grain of salt, this is my understanding of a kurzgesagt video I watched while high.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 22 hours ago

If Trump wasn't president we would not know Epstein's crimes and accomplices.