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[–] some_guy 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God is a hermaphrodite. There. I said it.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So is my cat, who I worship, so that checks out.

Cat in question, who is very deserving of worship.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Born with both testicles and a uterus. All male on the outside, all female on the inside. Kinda neat, but unfortunately very expensive to fix. It had to be done though, 1) because you should fix your cats anyway, and 2) because apparently it causes a lot of health issues if you don’t fix it, including a very high chance for cancer in that region.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hopefully spayed and neutered pussycat

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Yep, it was a very expensive and invasive procedure but it had to be done. We were going to regardless since you should always fix your cats but in addition to that, having both testicles and a uterus can lead to a lot of health complications in cats. Most commonly a far higher chance at getting cancer in that area.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, that's angels. The God of Abraham would be better defined as having no gender or sex whatsoever.