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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ (theonion.com)
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rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago

Oh my goddddddd I pee peed and shidded and cummed for 55 minutes and this is from THE ONGION? fake news???? I'm reporting you to the mod police for not putting this in fakenews and I'm suing you to get my precious bodily fluids back.