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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ (theonion.com)

submitted 4 hours ago by Flinch@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

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[–] refolde@hexbear.net 36 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The Onion

Damn sicko-wistful

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 3 hours ago

well this one hit my organs

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

" oooaaaaaaauhhh " What did he mean by this

[–] estrange_alien@leminal.space 13 points 3 hours ago

downvoted for being a joke

(jk)

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Oh my goddddddd I pee peed and shidded and cummed for 55 minutes and this is from THE ONGION? fake news???? I'm reporting you to the mod police for not putting this in fakenews and I'm suing you to get my precious bodily fluids back.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 14 points 4 hours ago

sorry, the meat puppet broke out of its parameters for a minute, won't happen again :-)