this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.
Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.
There was a "troll science" about surviving a fall that involved doing this.
Need a cat backpack
Lmao I have this
Now we need a cat in a hat to protect your head!
You need four for each cardinal direction.