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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

There was a "troll science" about surviving a fall that involved doing this.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

Lmao I have this

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Now we need a cat in a hat to protect your head!

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You need four for each cardinal direction.