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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cat, trapped inside: How dare you lock me in here!

Cat, trapped outside: How dare you lock me out here!

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, people can get up to use the bathroom without the cat following you regardless?

[–] ccunix@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

My cat considers using the toilet a team sport. She also feels a trip down to the kitchen is the only acceptable way to finish too.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that why cats want to be there whenever you're using the bathroom? They're doing their duty of protecting you

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is unironically the case. Cats consider you part of the pack and want to be on the lookout when you're in a vulnerable position. If they've bonded with you, at least.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My cat just wants to drink from the sink and gets pissed if I don't turn it on

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a part of his pack, it's your responsibility to ensure he's well hydrated

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah that's why she has a bowl filled with fresh filtered water. This cat spends all night scrapping with street cats then demands that tap water straight out the streets. None of that bitch ass frufru filtered water.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried a fountain? My male cat drinks a lot more with it.

Our female cat prefers a large bowl though. So there’s no rhyme or reason to what cats like.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I tried the fountain but she just plays with it and won't drink from it getting water everywhere. She will drink the bowl water if necessary but def prefers the sink in the bathroom.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My cat would only drink from the tap, but very little. No other tricks would work. I started adding water to his wet food for fear of his kidneys not lasting. Would recommend. I know my cat gets recommended amount of water without needing any water bowls (though I still keep a few around).

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Not a bad idea thanks

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is ridiculous. How are you going to defend your back from ghosts while holding a cat with two hands? Obviously you need two cats.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Secure one to the front of your body and one to the back of your body with straps. Maybe one in each side for good measure. Cat helmet? Cat helmet.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

There was a "troll science" about surviving a fall that involved doing this.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Lmao I have this

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Now we need a cat in a hat to protect your head!

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You need four for each cardinal direction.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Has pet

Has a multistory domicile

Speaking as someone with plantar fasciitis who can't walk ten feet without inserts: you sleep on a different floor from your bathroom?

[–] schema@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

If I die to a ghost, at least I die knowing that ghosts exist, so I can come back and haunt the shit out of everyone.

[–] humanobserver@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

The cat didn’t sign up for paranormal security duty

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

If you walk down the stairs like that; you're gonna have a bad time.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Isn't there a post here from someone who did the exact same thing, but with their goldfish?