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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

There are no cars on airplanes don't be silly

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

Long before you showed up, buddy!

gg.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How do we know that car isn't being removed by the TSA?

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

I like the cut of your jib, head on over to the fuckcars lemmy page and I'll make you mod.

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I was totally being silly 🤪 but it kinda sounds like something someone would try lol

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago

Drive-thru airport! Park your stupid truck in first class!