this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
511 points (99.0% liked)

Not The Onion

20898 readers
1694 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 hours ago
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

First snoop now this, are there no actual hoopy froods in the rap game?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Froods are rare on this planet, hoopy ones even more so.