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Yet another in a long series of examples of why I never wanted kids.
You do know that odd stuff happening kind of makes life worth living? This is a mild inconvenience in the moment but a story to tell and laugh about for decades. This is net positive by miles and miles.
I'd just cook normal recipes but with a random can whenever it called for a can of something. Then thats whats for dinner and if the kiddo don't like, he can go hungry until breakfast.
I chuckled once reading the story, but if it was my kid I'd be furious for a day and think it was hilarious for weeks, including that day
Aldo the clap back of having your kid ’find to he càñ’ and deal with the result ... 🤣
This would be the highlight of my week. I love telling my friends about the devious shit my 2 yo comes up with this is peak rebellion.
Are you afraid they will be just like you?
I'd hate them less than the mini-yous looking for petty reasons to be mean on the internet.
Looks like I touched on the truth since the only way it can be seen by some as mean to point it out. When its a honest question since everyone was a child at some time and its pretty insane to hate kids when we all were a child at one time. Its better though for the people who can't stand kids to not have them. After all they are probably not qualified to manage their own lives.
What truth? They said they didn't want the experience of having kids, not that they hate kids. Lol
And you double down.
Nope just telling it like it is. Nothing you can say can change that.
You're not "telling it like it is" if you misunderstand or deliberately twist what they mean. Don't be so stubborn, jc. lol
I'm not misunderstanding anything. You are though. Kinda sad really.
Sad and toxic is talking nonsense when called out on your bs rather than admitting to your mistake.
Yes you are.
No u
So you are just a troll.
You're like the third person I've seen try this, where you'll get backed into a corner and start saying random stupid shit to see what sticks. lol
I'm not backed in to a corner. You think I am and thats fine. I'm sure you will keep meeting people like this since you seem incapable of seeing you are exactly what you describe everyone else being.
You are upset I see people who don't like kids as being childish since everyone was a kid at one time. Being an adult who dislikes children is the hallmark of an immature adult. Its true and nothing you say or ascribe to me in terms of stupid little dog whistles like toxicity apply to my comment. The toxicity is the person who dislikes young minds being young. A forgetful person who forgets they were once just like those kids.
This you?
https://xkcd.com/386/
That's a lot of words for something I don't care about. lol Toxic af.
If that is so why are still trying to talk to me?
Wym trying to talk to you? You're in my inbox saying stupid shit. lol
Quit replying to me and it will cease.
You first.
Done, now you.
As soon at you are.
Go back and read what I said. It makes sense if you have any sense.
No, no, I want you to use your own words to walk me through it. Let's revise your claim and don't forget to quote me.
So you you just go around acting like this normally. You can't win. You never can. No matter what you say about me. No matter how you feel about me. No matter how many times you fail to make any valid point devolving in to insulting me you can't win. I'm not calling you a dumbass. Seems like there is something vitally important about this to you. For me its watching a show while you keep not getting it.
No you don't. You don't understand some of the most basic things about interacting with others. You certainly have missed the point of several things I've said. The idea that I don't have to say things you like. What I've said has you upset. No use denying it. I do think people who have a problem with kids being kids are childish themselves. You are acting very childish. Not that you are aware of it. You cannot retain what you cannot understand. You don't understand. You probably are not able to.
Let's see if there is a limit to thread depth, I guess
Sure. You are one of those last word types. It will be fun to see how long you last.
Not long, I even intend to stop with this message, but it's an amusing thread, in a way